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Offline The_Phantom

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« on: June 17, 2007, 02:46:10 AM »
once upon a time in Phantoms room there was an emachine computer.  Phantoms Uncle gave him an Nvidia 7000 something and phantom inserted the video card into his emachines computer.  Now the emachines computer was a piece of shit and for two long months the computer worked but suddly it Melted my video card and then it was storming and the power cut out and then it fucked up my computer, then whenever he turned it on it would viabrate the hole house so he jammed his VCR remote in the side of it and it did not viabrate the hole house anymore.  He didn't use it anymore all Phantom used it for  is to download files from a perfectly free program.  The Phantom now has a dell xps 500

 The Phantom lived happily ever after.




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« Last Edit: June 17, 2007, 02:47:45 AM by Saturn »

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2007, 02:51:58 AM »
rofl i have a supped up xps 400

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2007, 02:52:15 AM »
wow your computer's insides look more messed up than mine!

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2007, 02:52:41 AM »
cool i think im gonna go back to playin on my Emachines so many memories

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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2007, 02:55:21 AM »
Ha, that's awesome.  Nice keyboard. :)
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Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than breast implants
I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids
Bigger than guns, bigger than cigarettes
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2007, 04:40:01 AM »
lmao

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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2007, 05:24:57 AM »
How the fuck do you play that thing without a monitor??? The only motherfucker round here that has that skill is teh Kewg.

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2007, 05:43:15 AM »
all the insides of that thing needs is a coffee spill and it would be completely couch bum material ...

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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2007, 10:43:48 AM »
you might be a redneck if.......




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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2007, 04:30:00 PM »
Ah Ghost....I can hear the dueling banjo's now.
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2007, 05:35:23 PM »
judging from your small shoes, wall paper and the sushi gift set my guess is your asian

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2007, 01:09:31 PM »
On a futher ... notice ... World of Warcraft? Is it just me or did you actually buy that game?

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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2007, 02:50:56 PM »
on even further notice ... could u pile more shit on top of other shit ? like games/binders ... seriously u try to say ur not mexican but if u keep people in your house packed in like your video games im just not sure

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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2007, 04:16:36 PM »
On further further notice .... Do you spit shine that floor or somethin'? It's super shiny :O

(and did you notice "further" is a really silly word??)
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Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than breast implants
I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids
Bigger than guns, bigger than cigarettes
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2007, 07:33:29 PM »
Quote from: Cougar

judging from your small shoes, wall paper and the sushi gift set my guess is your asian


On an even FURTHER notice, I am the ONLY asian in this clan, and I will make sure it remains that way.


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